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Post by murphy on Nov 7, 2005 16:50:32 GMT
lol i like it!
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Post by teresiangirl on Nov 7, 2005 16:57:35 GMT
lol!!!
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Born
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Post by Born on Nov 11, 2005 19:31:24 GMT
wats the difference between a rabbit and a hare?
u can pull a hair out of ur arse but u cant pull out a rabbit!
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Post by Rachel~xox on Nov 11, 2005 19:40:07 GMT
someone already sed that one!!
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Post by xx05xx on Nov 15, 2005 15:16:58 GMT
A brunette wos goin 2 disney land saw a road sign dat read''disneyland left'' so she went left nd made it 2 disneyland.
A readh?ad who wos also goin 2 disneyland saw da same road sign nd also went left,she also made it 2 disneyland nd had a great time.
A blond wos goin 2 disneyland and saw da roadsign that sed''disneyland left'' so she went home!!
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Post by brazilbabe on Nov 15, 2005 15:31:34 GMT
lol!!!!!!!! gd1! ;D
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Post by sweetipie69 on Nov 22, 2005 18:00:23 GMT
srry i just thought dis was funny!
>NEWS FLASH
>
>A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale has hit
>Tallaght in the early hours of Friday morning.
>Epicentre: The Square Shopping Centre.
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>Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "...bleedin
>story?","aaaaawrigh' bud" and "fUUUcksake". The earthquake decimated
>the area causing approximately EUR30 worth of damage.
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>Several priceless collections of mementos from Crete and Santa Ponza
>were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars
>were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their welfare
>cheque arrived.
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>The Tallaght News reported that hundreds of residents were confused
>and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that the
>damage had not been caused by illegal means.
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>One resident - Alexis Crystal Duffy, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said
>"Ih was such a ####in' shock, me little wan Chardonnay Mercedes cem
>runnin' into me bedruem cryin'. Me youngisst two: Tyler-Morgan n
>Megan-Brooklyn slept tru ih all. Buh I was still shakin' when I was
>watchin' ####in' Rikki Lake leh-er in the ####in' mornin".
>Apparently though, looting, muggings and incidental crime did carry
>on as usual.
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>The Irish Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
>Strongbow, Dutch Gold, frozen pizza and John Player Blue to the area
>to help the stricken locals.
>
>Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found
>large quantities of personal belongings, which include welfare
>books, jewellery including thousands of sovereign rings, many large
>medallions and Hash leaf ear rings from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and
>fine Bone China from Tommy's Wonderland of Value.
>
>HOW CAN YOU HELP?
>This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for
>those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster.
>
>Clothing is most sought after, items most needed include:
>* Fila or Kappa baseball caps,
>* Hoodies (any type)
>* Tommy Hilfiger tracksuits (his and hers)
>* Nike/Adidas Shell suits (female)
>* White sport socks Rockport boots and any other items usually sold
>in TK Maxx.
>* Anything from Magic or Unique Boutique.
>
>Food parcels may be harder to come by, as refrigeration may be a
>problem, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include:
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>* McCains oven chips
>* Heinz baked beans
>* Goodfellas Frozen Pizza
>* Coke/Fanta
>* Strongbow Cider
>* Smirnoff Ice.
>* John Player Blue 15's. (unmarried mother handy pack)
>
>And remember that your contribution counts!
>Just 22c buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms and
>bookie slips. Just EUR5.00 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks
>for a family of 9. Only EUR6.00 will pay for a packet of 20 Major to
>calm the nerves of those affected.
>
>Note: Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of such
>plush accommodation is unfair on the population of the local halting
>sites.
>
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X x So Sexy x X
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X x iM LiKe a BUtTErfLy, BeAUtIFuL bUt HArD To cATcH.. X x
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Post by X x So Sexy x X on Nov 22, 2005 18:30:16 GMT
lol!! but ur practically slagging d s.s!!
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Post by sweetipie69 on Nov 22, 2005 18:41:10 GMT
no its practically slagging tallaght...........
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Post by xx05xx on Nov 22, 2005 21:12:22 GMT
dont find dat funni
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Abercrombie x
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Warning:#11/20/05#11/27/05# #
Aawww..... dya remember ?
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Post by Abercrombie x on Nov 23, 2005 12:59:42 GMT
yea neither do i..... but hay its tallaght nd its on d southsoide!!!  |
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Post by bluewkd on Nov 23, 2005 17:22:53 GMT
sweetipie69 u absolute legend!!!
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Post by murphy on Nov 23, 2005 17:33:56 GMT
ok dat was really bad such a waste of time
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Post by teresiangirl on Dec 16, 2005 21:51:17 GMT
3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to the 3 ladies. Immediately Ethel has a stroke. Marge has a stroke also. But Bessie, being feeble and weak couldn't reach that far. lol i tought dat waz a gud 1!!
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Post by murphy on Dec 17, 2005 20:32:27 GMT
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lol