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Post by murphy on Oct 19, 2005 15:35:01 GMT
ha ha ha - no  |
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Post by Sinead xXx x on Oct 31, 2005 15:06:32 GMT
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
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Post by sexygurl on Oct 31, 2005 16:02:01 GMT
haha! dats so funny!
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Post by drumboy on Oct 31, 2005 17:31:53 GMT
Thats saveé
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Post by Sinead xXx x on Nov 1, 2005 8:53:36 GMT
ye wen i read it i was like omg thats sooooooo sumtin i would do!!!!!!!!!
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Post by drumboy on Nov 1, 2005 10:22:56 GMT
If u wer put in the situation lik.....
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Post by Sinead xXx x on Nov 1, 2005 10:37:36 GMT
ye watevr.....!!!!
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Post by drumboy on Nov 2, 2005 19:31:32 GMT
Alrite....
Whats the difference between a rabbit and a hare?
You can pull a hare out of yer arse but ya can't pull a rabbit!
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Post by caroline on Nov 2, 2005 22:16:37 GMT
dats funny!!!
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Post by drumboy on Nov 2, 2005 23:35:36 GMT
Thats what i thought...
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Post by brazilbabe on Nov 6, 2005 15:01:19 GMT
i dont get it.
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Post by vicki on Nov 6, 2005 15:20:25 GMT
ha ha!!!!
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Post by murphy on Nov 6, 2005 16:22:46 GMT
wats d dif between pea soup and roast potatoes?
u can roast potatoes you cant pee soup!
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Post by drumboy on Nov 6, 2005 21:32:48 GMT
Lol!
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Post by iloveshopping on Nov 7, 2005 12:59:50 GMT
Tracy, the Northsider, goes down to a Dublin Social Welfare Office to get her cash.
The office worker asks her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten", she replies.
"What are their names?" he asks.
"Anto, Anto, Anto, Anto, Anto, Anto, Anto, Anto, Anto, and Anto" she answers.
"That's strange" says the office worker, "what if, for example, you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oi just say "Anto," and dey all come runnin' in"
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"Oi just say, "Anto, come eat your dinner!" she answers.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asks.
Ah dat's easy," she says, "I just use der surname!"
No offense.....itz just funny!!!
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