RANDOM JOKES!!

[sexygurl]

The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city.
After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope. Grumpy, for once,
seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about
the church, and in particular, nuns.
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?"
"No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall."
"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say,
about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"No reason." Pause. "Positive? Nobody in a habit that's about
three feet tall, two and a half feet tall?"
"I'm sure."
"Okay."
Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why.
So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building.
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarfs.
Grumpy says, "He said they don't have any."
And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy f**ked a penguin! Grumpy
f**ked a penguin! Grumpy f**ked a penguin!"....

[caroline]

dnt get it!!! but i probably will in a while!!!

[caroline]

a drunk man walk in2 a church and goes 2 confession cubicle and sits down
he didn't say anyting so da priest coughed but still no answer so da priest knocked on da wall
den da drunk man replieded "sorry no paper in here either!!!"

[luvandcollarsup]

Why do southsiders have see thru bins....So northsiders can go window shoppin!!! lol

[sweetipie69]

hahaa!!

[murphy]

how do u circumsize a naker?

kick his sister in the mouth!!!

[caroline]

haha!!! it took a while 4 me 2 get!!!

[gema34]

i dnt get it!.........

[Rachel~xox]

Haha!!Hw dyu not get it???......!

[tuborg]

How do u confuse an archiologist?.....................................Give him a tampon and ask him wht period it's from.

[murphy]

omg! thats gud!!

[Hghkkggnbbggg455]

a man had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his h£ad hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

[caroline]

A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
>>and
>> > > help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
>>get
>> > > it started".
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
>>tiger".
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
>>him
>> > >
>> > > >in
>> > > and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
>>turns
>>to
>> > > her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
>> >be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >He takes her hand and says, Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's
>>have a
>> > > nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed,"...let's put all these
>> >Frosties back in the box"!
>> >

[noangelic]

Hahaha! Thats funny!!

[juicy]

make poverty history..............................bomb the northside.