Sandwich making! XD

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Sandwich making! XD Nov 11, 2005 16:37:56 GMT

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Post by noangelic on Nov 11, 2005 16:37:56 GMT

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little
fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little
brother is
already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to
the top
bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little
brother is sleeping below so he
tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder
and
"tomato" if
she
wants a new
position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She
screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get
pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys
stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over
my face

keep it canto New Member Posts: 67	Sandwich making! XD Nov 11, 2005 16:54:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by keep it canto on Nov 11, 2005 16:54:08 GMT OMG ledge!!!! hillarious!!!!! up goes ur pop!!!!!!!! lol

noangelic Guest	Sandwich making! XD Nov 11, 2005 16:55:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by noangelic on Nov 11, 2005 16:55:29 GMT thanks!!! I'll do yours!

brazilbabe Senior Member Posts: 510	Sandwich making! XD Nov 11, 2005 17:09:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brazilbabe on Nov 11, 2005 17:09:12 GMT that was an absolute beauty of a story! lol keep up d gd work! ;D
	Im so cool I make ice jealous !!

vicki Top Poster Love me lots like jelly tots! Posts: 1,134	Sandwich making! XD Nov 11, 2005 17:35:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vicki on Nov 11, 2005 17:35:18 GMT So good!

X x So Sexy x X Junior Member X x iM LiKe a BUtTErfLy, BeAUtIFuL bUt HArD To cATcH.. X x Posts: 190	Sandwich making! XD Nov 13, 2005 18:01:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by X x So Sexy x X on Nov 13, 2005 18:01:01 GMT lol!! so funny.. u ledge
	LIfE iS LikE fAT fRog... DeLIsH, bUt DoeSNt LaSt LOng... sAvoUR eVErY dROp!!

drumboy Moderator ~ LETS PARTY ~ Posts: 793	Sandwich making! XD Dec 3, 2005 9:23:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by drumboy on Dec 3, 2005 9:23:57 GMT Lol, thats real good!

noangelic Guest	Sandwich making! XD Dec 3, 2005 19:17:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by noangelic on Dec 3, 2005 19:17:47 GMT Thankies

heffer6969 New Member Not all baby's are beautiful! Good thing i was tho! Posts: 39	Sandwich making! XD Jan 16, 2006 21:51:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heffer6969 on Jan 16, 2006 21:51:09 GMT its kinda sick tho! lol

noangelic Guest	Sandwich making! XD Apr 5, 2006 19:20:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by noangelic on Apr 5, 2006 19:20:44 GMT But it's halarious!

Sarah New Member Heehee <3 yhoo Posts: 42	Sandwich making! XD Jan 29, 2010 19:17:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sarah on Jan 29, 2010 19:17:41 GMT kinda sick buh yhur a total ledge
	All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the b!tch standing next to you. - Paris Hilton I never tell people exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. - Artemis Fowl Nothing's gonna stop me but divine intervention - Jason Mraz

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