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Post by pen15 on Jul 11, 2005 18:04:33 GMT
Bored? Got nothing to do? Go here and read a few of the articles. There's new ones put up every day and some of them are absoultely hilarious!!! www.overheardindublin.com/ |
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Post by pen15 on Jul 11, 2005 18:34:49 GMT
Have to show you one of my favourites:
Power of Thought
At a Schoolboy football match a few years back:
Player: "Ah ref! That wasn't a foul ye f***ing Bol..."
Ref: "Finish that sentence and your off!!"
Player: "So I can't call ye a bo**ox then?"
Ref: "No you can't son, or else you will be sitting out the rest of this match!"
Player: "Can I even think your a bo**ox then?"
Ref: "Erm... I suppose so..."
Player: "Well I think your a bo**ox!"
And this kid was only about 12! Brilliant stuff.
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Post by reener on Jul 13, 2005 0:22:09 GMT
...f**king hilarius....!!
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Post by Emily on Jul 13, 2005 20:41:50 GMT
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Post by pen15 on Jul 17, 2005 18:55:41 GMT
Another one from overheardindublin.com
Encounter in the Wesht!
Not in Dublin, but still worth a post.
Was in Delphi as part of a school trip. There was a school from Limerick there too. One of the smaller scumbags from Limerick says to my friend Stephen: "Eh lad, I'm from Limerick, I'll f**kin stab ya!".
My friend Stephen replies: "Well, I'm from Carlow, I'll f**kin ride ya!"
Legend.
Overheard - Delphi by Pie
Posted - Thursday, 14th July 2005
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Random!! but ledge!!
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Post by tats on Jul 21, 2005 19:54:23 GMT
LEDGEND site!!! focking hilarious!!
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Post by pen15 on Jul 22, 2005 15:03:24 GMT
Another 1
Someone didn't learn their spellings!
I was comming home from college last november, on the 65B. As I got up stairs I got a real strong smell of hash! I saw a group 14 year old scanger lads sittin at the back talking and smoking away! When one lad walked up and said I'm gonna write "JOINT" on the window as they were fogged up! In true scanger style he wrote "Giant" Nice to know that being HIGH didn't effect his ability to spell!
Overheard - Over M50 -Tallaght by Stephen
Posted - Tuesday, 19th July 2005
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Post by jacko on Jul 26, 2005 10:54:53 GMT
heres a beast joke for ya,
2 cows in a field, 1 of them says moo! what does the other say?
........ hey! i was gonna say that.
ha ha ha!
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Post by reener on Jul 28, 2005 1:06:55 GMT
haha!this is actually something my friends said like last year on that same sight...craks me up..!!
I was on the 45 bus coming out from town. We were passing booterstown, along by the coast. Two girls (about 15 years old) were chatting behind me. One of them looked out the window across at Howth and said to the other, "I never realised that England was that near!". After a few minutes thought, the other said "Don't be stupid, that's not England. Its Holyh?ad, that is in Wales!".
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Post by Sionnach™ on Jul 28, 2005 9:41:53 GMT
Walking through Trinity College this morning and overheard 2 D4 girls talking about their holidays:
Girl 1: "Yeah we had a great time, it was brill!"
Girl 2: "Aw thats nice."
Girl 1: "And Andrew even got solicited by a prostitute!"
Girl 2: "What sort of prostitute? Male or female loike?"
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Post by pen15 on Aug 14, 2005 17:46:06 GMT
Ireland of the Welcomes!
In Roddy Boland's in Rathmines one night I overheard a group of Italian guys (tourists) trying to chat up two Irish girls and not getting very far.
One of the Italian's started waxing lyrical about one of the girls and her "beautiful pale skin" and said: "In my country, you would be a Princess"
To which the Irish girl replied "And in my country, you'd work in a chipper, now f**k off".
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Post by kenny942 on Aug 16, 2005 11:48:28 GMT
Q: What did d fat girl say?  A: Who cares............shes fat!!!! |
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Post by pen15 on Aug 16, 2005 13:41:10 GMT
Mean but still brilliant!!
Another 1:
Irish Law is never Black and White
In one of the Dublin district courts during a hearing the injured party is being questioned by the defence barrister. The barrister is really trying to put pressure on the defendent and questions whether he can identify his client who alledgedly assaulted him. The injured party is sitting in the witness box and without flinching points across the room and says loudly...
"yer man there, the black fella."
The defence barrister looses the rag and begins ranting about being prejudicial to his clients skin colour and so forth. The barrister continues along this line of attack and says indignantly to the injured party who is still in the witness box....
"can you identify the man in this courtroom who you alledge assaulted you without referring to his skin colour?"
The injured party looks up at the judge and then at the barrister shrugs and says... "yeah."
The barrister asks him to do so. The injured party points again across the court room and says...
"yer man sitting over there between the two white blokes."
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Post by jebus on Oct 2, 2005 12:51:33 GMT
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Post by drumboy on Oct 3, 2005 8:57:56 GMT
Mean but still brilliant!! Another 1: Irish Law is never Black and White In one of the Dublin district courts during a hearing the injured party is being questioned by the defence barrister. The barrister is really trying to put pressure on the defendent and questions whether he can identify his client who alledgedly assaulted him. The injured party is sitting in the witness box and without flinching points across the room and says loudly... "yer man there, the black fella." The defence barrister looses the rag and begins ranting about being prejudicial to his clients skin colour and so forth. The barrister continues along this line of attack and says indignantly to the injured party who is still in the witness box.... "can you identify the man in this courtroom who you alledge assaulted you without referring to his skin colour?" The injured party looks up at the judge and then at the barrister shrugs and says... "yeah." The barrister asks him to do so. The injured party points again across the court room and says... "yer man sitting over there between the two white blokes." lmao! that ones good! |
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